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- Semi-Charmed Life

Ok Ok Ok so I thougth that 4 months was long enough to wait and update! i know you have all been on your toes just waiting for my newest post, well go ahead and exhale because the time has come :)

sooooo i am at seminary down in ft. worth and already people here think i am a freakshow....my across the street neighbor is one of my friends from tyler, so my brother was in town and we thought we would give him a little house warming present....what would be better than a flaming bag of poo on his front porch.  So we found the closest stool sample and put it a birthday bag and lit it....well he came out with his hair all messed up and he poured a cup of water on it, just as his neighbor ran over to see if he needed help....IT WAS FLIPPIN HILARIOUS... i really thought i might pee in my pants i was laughing so hard...well he found out it was us cause my brother has a big mouth....the next morning, to my surprise, he was in my 8:00 class, and we had to introduce the person next to us to the rest of the class, and he introduced me and told the whole class what i did. so i thought it was funny along with 1 other person, but the other 26 serious seminary students didnt laugh at all, and they all think i am a loser! i need friends, this was not that sweet.

so i pretty much play on the computer all day, cause people think i am wierd, so thats about it!

i wish i was a little bit talla i wish i was a balla, i wish i had a girl if i did i would call her, i wish i had a rabbit in a hat wit a bat and a '64 'pala  :)

HOLLA

i seen a rainbow yesterday but so many storms have come and gone leavin a trace of not one God given ray..is that because my life is ten shades of gray..i pray all ten fade away seldom praise him for the sunny days...and like his promise is true only my faith will undo the many chances i blew to bring my life to anew...clear blue and unconditional skies have dried the tears from my eyes not my lonely cries..my only bleedin hope is fo the folks who cant cope with such an endurin pain that it keeps em in the pourin rain..whos to blaim for tootin cain into your own vain..whata shame you shoot and aim fo someone elses brain...you claim the insane the name fo this day and time fo fallin pray to crime i pray the systems gottcha victin to yo own mind...dreams are hopeless aspirations in hopes of comin tru believe in yo self the rest is up to me and you!!!

ok early 90's rap experts...what fabulous dead rapper sang this diddy???  why am i such a loser that in the 7th grade i sat down and memorized this...wow

don't try to be me...you can never be that friggin AWESOME  :) there aint no holla back girl!

"has anyone ever told you you had a case of the mondays?" "no...shoot no..you could get your butt beat saying somethin like that"  (this quote has been edited to protect the innocent)

today i had a case of the mondays...pitiful

and a one and a two and a one two three four...the xanga update song g-g-goes like this!

so i was walking down my street this morning when it was still kinda dark outside! and all of a sudden these freakin sweet ninjas jumped out at me out of nowhere! it was so sweet.  ninjas are so fast, cool, strong, hot, and totally sweet.  i wish i could be a ninja! they rock so hard.  so i started fighting them.  i was bang...pow...shablat...i kicked their aces so hard...they were like dizzzang she is so strong, fast, hot, and sweet!  and they were right...then they all pulled out electric guitars and started wailing!  but they werent as amazing as me...but seriously who is..am i right? welp big gulps huh...see ya lata

dont eat babies..i am serious...thats wierd

peace and release

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and a one and a two and a one two three four....the xanga update goes like this my friends.....

hey there..its been a while....i am not that great at remembering to update.  here's the lowdown.  i am babysitting til wednesday while this family is out of town...there are five kids! they are CRAZY.

Top 5 Reasons why they are crazy:

1. they only eat organic food that tastes like poo

2. the 3 yr old went pee on the floor twice, and he doesnt know how to wipe his own rear

3. they eat each others cereal and then spill it on purpose

4. they want to take baths with me YIKES it gets awkward

5. it seems like every word i say is a "bad" word...and they can only watch disney...somebody kill me please

only 2 more days then i am home free...if i have to see one more naked kid running around peeing i am gonna die! encourage me please...keep on keepin on and dont eat babies...HOLLLLLLA

well i figured i should update cause thats what i am supposed to do.   i am kinda bored these days....my posse is at school keepin it real and i am in benton.  dont get me wrong benton is prolly the coolest place this side of the equator but i really miss my homies.  i need a job! this just isnt cuttin it.  sorry to mikes nutt howse that i didnt attend the martin luther king jr. party.  i really wanted to join in on the festivities but we had a middle school party that night.  hope it was SWEET! i would really like to play nertz soon...mike nutt this means you  :) well i'm out...peace and release...come on man..dont eat babies